Wednesday, December 03, 2008

Ways to get a woman naked!

* Picture her as a banana: peel her!
* Hypnosis.
* Set her clothes on fire.
* Convince her a spider or something creepy is in there with her.
* Unleash a swarm of starving moths.
* Try putting on her clothes while she's still wearing them.
* Crank the heat up.
* Lube her up and she'll slide right out.