Ways to get a woman naked!

* Picture her as a banana: peel her!
* Hypnosis.
* Set her clothes on fire.
* Convince her a spider or something creepy is in there with her.
* Unleash a swarm of starving moths.
* Try putting on her clothes while she's still wearing them.
* Crank the heat up.
* Lube her up and she'll slide right out.

Is 'Genuine Windows Validation' a Good Thing?

Windows XP Professional

Microsoft announced it will require "genuine Windows validation" in mid-2005 for anyone running Windows XP or Windows 2000 Professional who attempts to download security patches manually. Users of other operating systems, and those who obtain security patches automatically via enabling Automatic Updates, will be exempt for now.

"Genuine Windows validation" involves determining whether or not the operating system has been purchased legally or not. The process, similar to Windows Activation, does not require the consumer to divulge private information to Microsoft.

Some of the media coverage about this speculates that preventing illegal copies of Windows from obtaining patches is going to make for a huge number of compromised systems. This idea is, to say the least, hilarious. It makes the assumption that someone running an illegal copy is more likely to get patches via manual downloads than Automatic Updates. I don't think so!

The problem is that most people don't get any updates at all, whether their installation is legal or not. I see no reason that Microsoft's shareholders should continue to allow illegal copies of Windows to run at all, but no doubt a large number of people who have such copies installed don't even know they've got an illegal OS in the first place.

They got it when they bought a cheap PC, or purchased the OS separately from a store that had bogus stock.

No doubt eventually Microsoft will make "genuine Windows validation" mandatory for all security updates, and no doubt there are some who fear that eventuality also. My response to that concern is equally simple -- get a legal copy before it happens. If withholding security updates makes for greater compliance with the law, then so be it.

Legal? How to tell.

Not posted for while...

Been busy..thats why i need others to contribute. 200 and odd hits and still no emails asking to join, oh well! I might get the message soon...end of season looms and nothing to play for....clear out expected in summer i should imagine...but Mr Hart will bring in his own...QPR match was one of best this season....bloke behind me wragged me all over when we went 3-2 up....never spoke to him before....ahhhh the beauty of football allows you to touch people that you never touched before....ah thats gotta be worth the ?270 a season. Nardis gone now....no possible signing by the sounds of things.....good luck nardi...you've been a good highlight of a half decent season.

Next seasons away kit officially black...looks good. Better than some we've had. I say bring back the stars from the 80's shaw carpet sponsored shirt...or was it hayseldens????

7 years ago last Monday....we were the best team that walked the earth.

A delerious saturday

Today Ashok,Gsb,sandeep [and ofcourse me!] got together to visit the visvesvaraya museum.Sandeep came over to my place and we rode to the museum. Ashok joined us at the museum. so did gsb but, As usual he made us wait! . The ground floor at the museum hosted the engine room. On display were gears,valves, two stroke , four stroke engines, air craft engine donated by rolls royce, cochran boiler donated by our own college UVCE. The energy balls were also a delight to watch though i thought they could have been maintained better. On the first floor was the fun science room. It had some good exhibits such as an apparatus to find the reaction time of the body, whispering disc where we could observe the sound waves reflection. Also the electronics section contained some of the oldest mainframes from IBM 1401, 1402. Then we headed out to the restaurent "Mainland china" on st. Marks road which was suggested by Ashok. we had rice, noodles [chinese restaurant!], veg. fried wonton, spicy and almond soup. It was good.An interesting thing about this place was that it had mirrors on one side which was difficult to notice and ashok and i were thinking it was a big restaurant!!. It was 3:30 PM and were unable to get the ticket for mumbai matinee which ashok was very eager to see.So we went to planet M on brigade road. we spent 2 hrs !! inside it. It contained some good music, of all kinds from regional to games. I bought myself a cassette "Nature collection :vitality " the music to keep you going while sandeep got himself "Nature collection : unwind" the music to relax the mind. Ashok , gsb and sandeep were on a shopping spree. each of them got a couple of cassettes. Some of them which i remember are "carpenters : gsb", " pt. ravishankar : ashok", "romantic flute : ashok" , "golden flute : sandeep".
Then we all headed back home. If i did not have the task of getting my sister her honda activa then probably we would have ended up seeing mumbai matinee

john mayer - message in a bottle

took jeeyoung to her first walnut high school football game today! yeah too bad not many people were there so it wasn't that fun. school sucks even more than i thought. i give up on trying to do well & participate in french CLASS. the only thing that keeps me in there is my desire to learn french >:(

yeah whatever no one likes a whiner. oh and EvERYONE must read the SCENE section of the first issue of the hoofprint because i designed it! and it is beautiful! text-wrapping and fantabulous headlines! :) plus the content is good (except for SOME stuff).

And he can't understand
how everyone goes on breathing when true love ends
His mother whispers quietly...
Heaven's not a place that you go when you die
It's that moment in life when you actually feel alive
So live for the moment
And take this advice, live by every word
Love is just a hoax so forget everything that you have heard (forget everything)
the spill canvas - tide

can't keep my cool

Ambition; 10 years from now...

Q: Married or free-soul?
married

Q: If married, at what age??
28

Q: Kids? (M/F)
2; one of each

Q: Pets?
a fat russian cat

Q: Home country?
subang; so i can be near mima and pipa. or maldive; just for the beauty of it.

Q: House or apartment?
a house.

Q: Near beach or mountain?
beach

Q: Describe it
tuscany style. with outdoor rain shower and jacuzzi.

Q: Music that plays in your living room?
depends on the mood

Q: What's on your bookshelf?
novels. self help. cooking book. magazines.

Q: What's in your fridge?
food la...

Q: Personal car or public transport?
personal

Q: If personal car, what is it?
a car that could state the fact that 'I AM STABLE!'

Q: Own your company or be a common worker?
own one.

Q: If it's your own, what are they?
a publishing house maybe

Q: PC or Mac?
Mac all the way baybee!

Q: Describe your working place
nice working environment. nice people around.

Q: Fashion on work?
hmm...

Q: City you'd visit often for business?
all over.

Q: For pleasure?
pangkor island. jumeira island in dubai. datai in langkawi.

Last question:
Q: Where and what are you doing 10 years from
now?
well, i would certainly hope that i will have a job, own a house, own a car, a massive amount of money in my account, a good husband, kids, still in contact with tyiara, stef and sofia.